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The Simpsons To Alcohol Quote Funny Drinking Graphic T-Shirt

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Gildan – Heavy Cotton T-Shirt – 5000

5.3 oz./yd² (US) 8.8 oz./L yd (CA), 100% cotton, 20 singles
Blackberry, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather Colors, Lilac, Midnight, Neon Colors, Safety Colors, Sunset, & Tweed are 50/50 cotton/polyester
Antique colors & Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester
Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester
Classic width, rib collar
Tear away label

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: medium;
Do not iron;
Do not dry clean.

The Ultimate "To Alcohol!" Funny Drinking T-Shirt

This funny graphic tee features the iconic Homer Simpson quote, "To Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems." Designed for beer lovers, pub crawls, and cartoon fans, this unisex cotton t-shirt combines classic television humor with a comfortable, everyday fit perfect for your next happy hour or casual weekend.

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Conversation Starter

Instantly recognizable by cartoon fans and beer lovers alike, this shirt guarantees a laugh and a nod of approval at any bar, party, or tailgate.

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Premium Unisex Fit

Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable ring-spun cotton that feels like your favorite well-worn tee right out of the package, flattering all body types.

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Durable Graphic Print

The bold, vibrant colors of the cartoon character and classic quote banner won’t fade, peel, or crack after a few trips through the wash.

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The Perfect Beer Gift

Struggling to find a fun, practical gift for the craft beer enthusiast, college student, or 90s nostalgia fan in your life? Problem solved.

Cheers to Classic Parody Humor

Picture this: it’s Friday evening, you’re meeting friends at your favorite local dive bar, and you’re wearing the ultimate icebreaker. This graphic tee channels the golden era of cartoon comedy, perfectly capturing that hilariously honest relationship we all have with a cold pint. Whether you’re gearing up for fall tailgates, preparing for early Oktoberfest celebrations, or just enjoying a lazy weekend afternoon on the couch, this shirt speaks your language. Grab a frosty one, throw on this tee, and toast to the highs and lows of life with the perfect touch of sarcastic nostalgia.

Perfect For…

Happy Hour & Pub CrawlsOktoberfest CelebrationsLabor Day Weekend BBQsGifts for Beer LoversBack-to-College PartiesFunny Gifts for Him90s Cartoon Nostalgia Fans

Material
100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fit
Unisex classic retail fit; runs true to size

Print Quality
Direct-to-Garment (DTG) for vibrant, soft-hand feel graphics

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.

Design Theme
Cartoon Parody / Beer Humor / Classic TV Quote

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a licensed The Simpsons shirt?

This is a custom-illustrated parody design paying homage to a famous classic cartoon quote about alcohol, created in a fun, pop-culture tribute style rather than an official network release.

What size should I order for a relaxed fit?

Our tees run true to size for a standard unisex fit. If you prefer a baggier, oversized street-style look, we recommend sizing up one size.

Will the "To Alcohol" print fade in the wash?

No, we use high-quality, eco-friendly inks designed to bond securely with the fabric fibers, ensuring the text and cartoon design stay vibrant wash after wash.

Is this a good gift for a beer lover?

Absolutely! It’s consistently a top choice for 21st birthdays, casual gifting, and holiday presents for guys and girls who love craft beer and classic TV humor.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders are printed and shipped within 2-4 business days, with standard US delivery taking an additional 3-5 days.

Raise Your Glass (And Your Style Game)

Don’t wait until the next happy hour to upgrade your casual wardrobe. Add this classic cartoon quote tee to your cart today and be the life of the upcoming Labor Day BBQ!

We make every effort to guarantee that each order is produced precisely and to a high standard. However, because our products are produced to order, errors could occasionally happen. We accept returns and exchanges in the circumstances listed below.

After receiving your order, you have 30 days to get in touch with us if there are any problems. Returns are only accepted if:

The goods are damaged
There are visible defects in the print
The item is the wrong size
The item is the wrong color
The item is the wrong design
The item is the wrong style (e.g. long sleeve instead of tee)

Return Procedure:

Submit a return request within 30 days of receiving the goods. Requests after 30 days will not be accepted.
The request can be made via our ticketing system at Contact Us or by emailing [email protected].
Returns can be exchanged for the original item or refunded for the original purchase price. Requests are typically addressed within 24 hours.
Ship the return to our warehouse at 1985 Del Amo Blvd Suite H7528, Torrance, California 90501, United States with the order ID and at your expense.
Refunds will be processed to the original payment method as follows:
- PayPal: Refund will be available immediately
- Credit card: Refund will be processed within 5-10 business days

Please contact us at [email protected] if you have any other questions.

Order Queue and Production: Your purchase will go into our waiting queue for two hours after payment before it is printed. You have this window of time to amend the order’s information or cancel it. It usually takes 1-3 business days for production.

Estimated Delivery Time: Customers can expect to receive their products within 4-6 business days after their payment and order have been processed.

Product	Production Time (business days)	Shipping Time USA, Canada, United Kingdom (business days)	Shipping Time European (business days)	Shipping Time Rest of the World (business days)
T-shirt	1-3	2-3	3-5	7-10
Sweatshirt	1-3	2-3	3-5	7-10
Hoodie	1-3	2-3	3-5	7-10
Drinkware	1-3	2-3	3-5	7-10
Ornament	1-3	2-3	3-5	7-10

Shipping Time: The 2-3 business day delivery window is only an estimate; delivery times may differ. Every shipment includes a tracking link so that clients may view the progress of their deliveries.

Shipping Costs:

US Shipping: Free Shipping. $5.99 for Priority shipping
International Shipping*: $7.99 for the first item *Note: Special locations may have higher shipping costs.