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Funny Shrek Pinocchio Interrogation Quote Meme T-Shirt

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Gildan – Heavy Cotton T-Shirt – 5000

5.3 oz./yd² (US) 8.8 oz./L yd (CA), 100% cotton, 20 singles
Blackberry, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather Colors, Lilac, Midnight, Neon Colors, Safety Colors, Sunset, & Tweed are 50/50 cotton/polyester
Antique colors & Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester
Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester
Classic width, rib collar
Tear away label

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: medium;
Do not iron;
Do not dry clean.

Master the Art of Not Lying With This Shrek Quote T-Shirt

This faded black graphic tee features the iconic, rambling Pinocchio interrogation scene from Shrek in bold, retro typography. It’s the ultimate conversation starter for meme enthusiasts, nostalgic movie fans, and anyone who appreciates aggressively confusing wordplay. Crafted on a premium, ultra-soft cotton blend that resists shrinking, it delivers a trendy relaxed fit that’s perfect for late summer hangouts and back-to-school season.

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Iconic Movie Humor

Wear the exact, delightfully confusing dialogue from Pinocchio’s legendary interrogation scene. Guaranteed to get laughs from fellow fans.

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Premium Washed Comfort

Printed on a soft, faded black heather blend that feels like your favorite vintage tee from day one. No stiff, scratchy fabrics here.

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Crisp, Durable Print

We use top-tier printing techniques so the complex, multi-font typography won’t crack or fade after a few trips through the wash.

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Trendy Boxy Fit

Designed with a relaxed, comfortable drape that aligns perfectly with modern streetwear trends. Size up for an ultra-baggy look.

Millennial Nostalgia Meets Meme Culture

There’s a specific kind of joy in reciting obscure movie quotes, and this shirt is your wearable script. It captures the chaotic, hilarious energy of early 2000s animation perfectly. Whether you’re heading to a casual weekend festival, lounging around your dorm, or just looking to confuse random strangers at the grocery store, this tee sets a fun, sarcastic tone. It’s not just a graphic tee; it’s an inside joke you can wear.

Perfect For…

Back-to-School WardrobeMovie Marathon NightsCasual Weekend HangsMeme Lover GiftsPop Culture Trivia NightsWhite Elephant GiftingLate Summer Festivals

Material
Premium ring-spun cotton and polyester blend (Black Heather)

Fit
Unisex classic fit; slightly relaxed. For a trendy oversized look, order one size up.

Print Type
Direct-to-Garment (DTG) with eco-friendly, fade-resistant inks

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the printed text.

Fabric Weight
Medium-weight (5.3 oz/yd²), perfect for year-round wear without feeling flimsy

Frequently Asked Questions

Will the text peel off after a few washes?

No! We use high-quality Direct-to-Garment printing that bonds the ink right into the fabric, ensuring the rambling quote stays crisp wash after wash.

Is the fabric thick or lightweight?

It’s a comfortable medium-weight blend. It feels substantial and durable without being overly heavy, making it great for layering in the fall or wearing alone in the summer.

Should I size up for an oversized fit?

Yes! The shirt has a true-to-size standard unisex fit. If you prefer the trendy, baggy streetwear look that’s popular right now, we recommend going one or two sizes up.

Is the shirt actually faded black like the picture?

Yes, this design is printed on a ‘black heather’ or washed black style blank, giving it that cool, slightly worn-in vintage aesthetic right out of the package.

How fast does it ship for upcoming birthdays?

Orders typically process in 2-3 business days, and standard shipping takes an additional 3-5 days within the US.

Ready to confuse and amuse?

Add this iconic Shrek meme tee to your cart today and secure your spot as the funniest person in the room. Grab yours before the back-to-school rush depletes our stock!

We make every effort to guarantee that each order is produced precisely and to a high standard. However, because our products are produced to order, errors could occasionally happen. We accept returns and exchanges in the circumstances listed below.

After receiving your order, you have 30 days to get in touch with us if there are any problems. Returns are only accepted if:

The goods are damaged
There are visible defects in the print
The item is the wrong size
The item is the wrong color
The item is the wrong design
The item is the wrong style (e.g. long sleeve instead of tee)

Return Procedure:

Submit a return request within 30 days of receiving the goods. Requests after 30 days will not be accepted.
The request can be made via our ticketing system at Contact Us or by emailing [email protected].
Returns can be exchanged for the original item or refunded for the original purchase price. Requests are typically addressed within 24 hours.
Ship the return to our warehouse at 1985 Del Amo Blvd Suite H7528, Torrance, California 90501, United States with the order ID and at your expense.
Refunds will be processed to the original payment method as follows:
- PayPal: Refund will be available immediately
- Credit card: Refund will be processed within 5-10 business days

Please contact us at [email protected] if you have any other questions.

Order Queue and Production: Your purchase will go into our waiting queue for two hours after payment before it is printed. You have this window of time to amend the order’s information or cancel it. It usually takes 1-3 business days for production.

Estimated Delivery Time: Customers can expect to receive their products within 4-6 business days after their payment and order have been processed.

Product	Production Time (business days)	Shipping Time USA, Canada, United Kingdom (business days)	Shipping Time European (business days)	Shipping Time Rest of the World (business days)
T-shirt	1-3	2-3	3-5	7-10
Sweatshirt	1-3	2-3	3-5	7-10
Hoodie	1-3	2-3	3-5	7-10
Drinkware	1-3	2-3	3-5	7-10
Ornament	1-3	2-3	3-5	7-10

Shipping Time: The 2-3 business day delivery window is only an estimate; delivery times may differ. Every shipment includes a tracking link so that clients may view the progress of their deliveries.

Shipping Costs:

US Shipping: Free Shipping. $5.99 for Priority shipping
International Shipping*: $7.99 for the first item *Note: Special locations may have higher shipping costs.