Gildan – Heavy Cotton T-Shirt – 5000
- 5.3 oz./yd² (US) 8.8 oz./L yd (CA), 100% cotton, 20 singles
- Blackberry, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather Colors, Lilac, Midnight, Neon Colors, Safety Colors, Sunset, & Tweed are 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Antique colors & Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester
- Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester
- Classic width, rib collar
- Tear away label
Aren’t We Amphibians A Light Flame Tee Folk Horror Dark Aesthetic Graphic T-Shirt
What is the aren’t we amphibians tee?
This amphibian tee is a dark aesthetic novelty shirt featuring vintage folk-horror artwork and campfire humor. The garment presents a stylized gothic illustration centered around a candle flame within a web-like frame, capturing an indie aesthetic ideal for alternative fashion enthusiasts. As an outdoor novelty tee, this graphic piece combines dark fantasy elements with outdoor satire.
Is this an insect repellent shirt?
This garment is strictly a mosquito humor shirt designed with comedic campfire text rather than functional insect-repellent gear. The slogan printed on the fabric plays on late-night campfire banter during peak bug season. Buyers looking for a casual camping tee will appreciate the soft cotton build and durable screen-printed graphic.
Who is this folk horror graphic t-shirt for?
This apparel serves as an ideal nature lover gift for campers, frog enthusiasts, and fans of gothic illustration. It fits naturally into late-summer outdoor wardrobes and makes a memorable herpetology gift for anyone drawn to alternative clothing and dark academia styles.
Frequently asked questions
What material is this amphibian tee made of?
This shirt is crafted from standard ringspun cotton, offering a soft feel and standard retail fit suitable for everyday wear.
Is the print durable against washing?
The screen-printed ink is cured to prevent cracking, provided the garment is washed inside out on a cold, gentle cycle.
Does this shirt function as real bug repellent?
No, the text is purely comedic novelty art and does not repel mosquitoes or insects.
Can I wear this as a funny camping shirt?
Yes, the lightweight cotton fabric and breathable knit make it comfortable for sitting around campfires or outdoor hiking trips.
We make every effort to guarantee that each order is produced precisely and to a high standard. However, because our products are produced to order, errors could occasionally happen. We accept returns and exchanges in the circumstances listed below.
After receiving your order, you have 30 days to get in touch with us if there are any problems. Returns are only accepted if:
- The goods are damaged
- There are visible defects in the print
- The item is the wrong size
- The item is the wrong color
- The item is the wrong design
- The item is the wrong style (e.g. long sleeve instead of tee)
Return Procedure:
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Submit a return request within 30 days of receiving the goods. Requests after 30 days will not be accepted.
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The request can be made via our ticketing system at Contact Us or by emailing [email protected].
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Returns can be exchanged for the original item or refunded for the original purchase price. Requests are typically addressed within 24 hours.
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Ship the return to our warehouse at 1985 Del Amo Blvd Suite H7528, Torrance, California 90501, United States with the order ID and at your expense.
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Refunds will be processed to the original payment method as follows:
- PayPal: Refund will be available immediately
- Credit card: Refund will be processed within 5-10 business days
Please contact us at [email protected] if you have any other questions.
Order Queue and Production: Your purchase will go into our waiting queue for two hours after payment before it is printed. You have this window of time to amend the order’s information or cancel it. It usually takes 1-3 business days for production.
Estimated Delivery Time: Customers can expect to receive their products within 4-6 business days after their payment and order have been processed.
| Product |
Production Time (business days) |
Shipping Time USA, Canada, United Kingdom (business days) |
Shipping Time European (business days) |
Shipping Time Rest of the World (business days) |
| T-shirt |
1-3 |
2-3 |
3-5 |
7-10 |
| Sweatshirt |
1-3 |
2-3 |
3-5 |
7-10 |
| Hoodie |
1-3 |
2-3 |
3-5 |
7-10 |
| Drinkware |
1-3 |
2-3 |
3-5 |
7-10 |
| Ornament |
1-3 |
2-3 |
3-5 |
7-10 |
Shipping Time: The 2-3 business day delivery window is only an estimate; delivery times may differ. Every shipment includes a tracking link so that clients may view the progress of their deliveries.
Shipping Costs:
- US Shipping: Free Shipping. $5.99 for Priority shipping
- International Shipping*: $7.99 for the first item *Note: Special locations may have higher shipping costs.
We want you to be satisfied with the products you buy from us.
We have 24/7 ticket and email support. Please contact us if you need any assistance.
[email protected]