Gildan – Heavy Cotton T-Shirt – 5000
- 5.3 oz./yd² (US) 8.8 oz./L yd (CA), 100% cotton, 20 singles
- Blackberry, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather Colors, Lilac, Midnight, Neon Colors, Safety Colors, Sunset, & Tweed are 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Antique colors & Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester
- Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester
- Classic width, rib collar
- Tear away label
Relatable burnout humor for low social battery days
The avoiding literally everything tee functions as a funny introvert graphic tee designed for low energy days and burnout recovery. This burnout humor tee lets wearers communicate their need for quiet space without having to speak a single word.
Why you will love this sarcastic graphic tee
- The sarcastic graphic tee features crisp, bold typography paired with a subtle halftone dot pattern for a modern minimalist look.
- Each social battery depleted shirt is built for everyday comfort during long hours at home, running quick errands, or working remotely.
- The unisex graphic tee cut offers a relaxed fit suitable for any casual wardrobe rotation.
Product specifications
- Material: Solid cotton fabric with a soft, breathable handfeel.
- Fit: Relaxed unisex cut with a classic crew neckline and short sleeves.
- Print: Direct-to-garment black block lettering with halftone background detail centered on the chest.
- Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, tumble dry low.
The perfect gift for introverts and procrastinators
The currently avoiding everything shirt makes a practical and humorous present for friends who appreciate deadpan comedy. This overwhelmed procrastination tee suits late August back-to-school fatigue, college dorm lounging, or casual birthday gifting for coworkers and introverted family members.
Frequently asked questions
What does this shirt mean?
The text on the shirt highlights relatable burnout humor for days when social interaction feels exhausting.
Is this shirt suitable for gifting?
Yes, this shirt fits introverts, college students, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic meme clothing.
How should I style this tee?
Pair this shirt with sweatpants, casual denim, or an oversized flannel for a comfortable low-effort outfit.
Does this shirt help communicate low social battery?
Yes, wearing this avoid everyone shirt lets people around you immediately recognize your need for quiet time.
We make every effort to guarantee that each order is produced precisely and to a high standard. However, because our products are produced to order, errors could occasionally happen. We accept returns and exchanges in the circumstances listed below.
After receiving your order, you have 30 days to get in touch with us if there are any problems. Returns are only accepted if:
- The goods are damaged
- There are visible defects in the print
- The item is the wrong size
- The item is the wrong color
- The item is the wrong design
- The item is the wrong style (e.g. long sleeve instead of tee)
Return Procedure:
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Submit a return request within 30 days of receiving the goods. Requests after 30 days will not be accepted.
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The request can be made via our ticketing system at Contact Us or by emailing [email protected].
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Returns can be exchanged for the original item or refunded for the original purchase price. Requests are typically addressed within 24 hours.
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Ship the return to our warehouse at 1985 Del Amo Blvd Suite H7528, Torrance, California 90501, United States with the order ID and at your expense.
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Refunds will be processed to the original payment method as follows:
- PayPal: Refund will be available immediately
- Credit card: Refund will be processed within 5-10 business days
Please contact us at [email protected] if you have any other questions.
Order Queue and Production: Your purchase will go into our waiting queue for two hours after payment before it is printed. You have this window of time to amend the order’s information or cancel it. It usually takes 1-3 business days for production.
Estimated Delivery Time: Customers can expect to receive their products within 4-6 business days after their payment and order have been processed.
| Product |
Production Time (business days) |
Shipping Time USA, Canada, United Kingdom (business days) |
Shipping Time European (business days) |
Shipping Time Rest of the World (business days) |
| T-shirt |
1-3 |
2-3 |
3-5 |
7-10 |
| Sweatshirt |
1-3 |
2-3 |
3-5 |
7-10 |
| Hoodie |
1-3 |
2-3 |
3-5 |
7-10 |
| Drinkware |
1-3 |
2-3 |
3-5 |
7-10 |
| Ornament |
1-3 |
2-3 |
3-5 |
7-10 |
Shipping Time: The 2-3 business day delivery window is only an estimate; delivery times may differ. Every shipment includes a tracking link so that clients may view the progress of their deliveries.
Shipping Costs:
- US Shipping: Free Shipping. $5.99 for Priority shipping
- International Shipping*: $7.99 for the first item *Note: Special locations may have higher shipping costs.
We want you to be satisfied with the products you buy from us.
We have 24/7 ticket and email support. Please contact us if you need any assistance.
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