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Patrick Star Meme T-Shirt: No This Is Patrick Tee

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Standard Shipping Arrives Jul 28 - 31
Delivery to United States (US)
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  2. Jul 26 - 27 Order ships
  3. Jul 28 - 31 Delivered

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Beautiful shirt. Fast service. Love the color.

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Gildan – Heavy Cotton T-Shirt – 5000

  • 5.3 oz./yd² (US) 8.8 oz./L yd (CA), 100% cotton, 20 singles
  • Blackberry, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather Colors, Lilac, Midnight, Neon Colors, Safety Colors, Sunset, & Tweed are 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • Antique colors & Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester
  • Classic width, rib collar
  • Tear away label
  • Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
  • Tumble dry: medium;
  • Do not iron;
  • Do not dry clean.

The Ultimate Patrick Star Meme Graphic Tee

The ‘No, This Is Patrick!’ T-shirt is a casual, nostalgic graphic tee featuring the iconic angry Patrick Star meme from SpongeBob SquarePants. Designed for 90s cartoon lovers, meme enthusiasts, and introverts who hate answering the phone, this funny unisex shirt offers a breathable cotton fit perfect for everyday wear, casual hangouts, or back-to-school outfits.

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Breathable Cotton Comfort

Made with soft, premium cotton that keeps you cool whether you’re gaming all day or actually working at a Krusty establishment.

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Vibrant, Lasting Print

High-quality direct-to-garment printing ensures Patrick’s angry pink complexion won’t crack or fade after a few trips through the wash.

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Instant Icebreaker

A guaranteed conversation starter that instantly identifies your millennial or Gen Z pop-culture credibility to everyone in the room.

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Relaxed Unisex Fit

Designed to fit both men and women comfortably. Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for a trendy, oversized streetwear look.

Big ‘Don’t Call Me’ Energy

Remember racing home to catch the latest underwater antics on TV? This shirt bottles up that exact mid-2000s energy and serves it with a side of hilarious, anti-social sass. Whether you’re dodging texts, avoiding adult responsibilities, or just want to make your friends laugh, this tee speaks loud and clear before you even have to say a word. It’s not just a cartoon shirt; it’s a lifestyle.

Perfect For…

Back-to-School Casual WearMeme-Themed PartiesGifts for IntrovertsNostalgic 90s/00s BirthdaysTheme Park VacationsBinge-Watching MarathonsWhite Elephant Gifting
Material
100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors); Cotton/Polyester blend (heathers)
Fit
Classic Unisex Fit (True to size)
Design
Cartoon Patrick Star with Krusty Krab hat and phone
Print Tech
Direct-to-Garment (DTG) with eco-friendly inks
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low or air dry.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink in the wash?

It is made from pre-shrunk cotton, but to ensure maximum longevity and prevent any minor shrinking, we recommend washing in cold water and drying on a low heat setting.

What size should I order for an oversized look?

Our shirts run true-to-size for a standard, relaxed fit. If you prefer a baggy, oversized 90s streetwear style, we suggest sizing up 1 to 2 sizes from your regular choice.

Is the graphic a thick iron-on vinyl?

No, we use advanced Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing technology. The ink is absorbed directly into the fabric, leaving a soft, flexible print that moves with the shirt and resists cracking.

Is this a good gift for teenagers?

Absolutely! The ‘No, This Is Patrick’ meme is universally recognized by Gen Z and younger millennials, making it a highly requested, funny gift for birthdays, back-to-school, or the holidays.

Ready to hang up on the haters?

Grab this iconic Patrick Star tee today and let your shirt do the talking. Stock is moving fast for the back-to-school season—get yours before someone else takes the call!

We make every effort to guarantee that each order is produced precisely and to a high standard. However, because our products are produced to order, errors could occasionally happen. We accept returns and exchanges in the circumstances listed below.

After receiving your order, you have 30 days to get in touch with us if there are any problems. Returns are only accepted if:

  • The goods are damaged
  • There are visible defects in the print
  • The item is the wrong size
  • The item is the wrong color
  • The item is the wrong design
  • The item is the wrong style (e.g. long sleeve instead of tee)

Return Procedure:

  1. Submit a return request within 30 days of receiving the goods. Requests after 30 days will not be accepted.

  2. The request can be made via our ticketing system at Contact Us or by emailing [email protected].

  3. Returns can be exchanged for the original item or refunded for the original purchase price. Requests are typically addressed within 24 hours.

  4. Ship the return to our warehouse at 1985 Del Amo Blvd Suite H7528, Torrance, California 90501, United States with the order ID and at your expense.

  5. Refunds will be processed to the original payment method as follows:

    • PayPal: Refund will be available immediately
    • Credit card: Refund will be processed within 5-10 business days

Please contact us at [email protected] if you have any other questions.

Order Queue and Production:  Your purchase will go into our waiting queue for two hours after payment before it is printed. You have this window of time to amend the order’s information or cancel it. It usually takes 1-3 business days for production.

Estimated Delivery Time: Customers can expect to receive their products within 4-6 business days after their payment and order have been processed.

Product  Production Time (business days) Shipping Time USA, Canada, United Kingdom (business days) Shipping Time European (business days) Shipping Time Rest of the World (business days)
T-shirt  1-3 2-3 3-5 7-10
Sweatshirt  1-3 2-3 3-5 7-10
Hoodie  1-3 2-3 3-5 7-10
Drinkware  1-3 2-3 3-5 7-10
Ornament  1-3 2-3 3-5 7-10

Shipping Time: The 2-3 business day delivery window is only an estimate; delivery times may differ. Every shipment includes a tracking link so that clients may view the progress of their deliveries.

Shipping Costs:

  • US Shipping: Free Shipping. $5.99 for Priority shipping
  • International Shipping*: $7.99 for the first item *Note: Special locations may have higher shipping costs.

We want you to be satisfied with the products you buy from us.

We have 24/7 ticket and email support. Please contact us if you need any assistance.

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