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Gildan – Heavy Cotton T-Shirt – 5000

  • 5.3 oz./yd² (US) 8.8 oz./L yd (CA), 100% cotton, 20 singles
  • Blackberry, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather Colors, Lilac, Midnight, Neon Colors, Safety Colors, Sunset, & Tweed are 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • Antique colors & Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester
  • Classic width, rib collar
  • Tear away label
  • Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
  • Tumble dry: medium;
  • Do not iron;
  • Do not dry clean.

Channel Your Inner Grump with the Squidward I Hate Everyone Shirt

This classic black graphic tee features the iconic, unamused face of Squidward Tentacles alongside a bold ‘I HATE EVERYONE’ declaration. Designed for introverts, cartoon lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good sarcastic meme, it is the ultimate statement piece for days when you just want to be left alone.

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Premium Soft Cotton

Made from 100% breathable, ring-spun cotton that feels soft against the skin, avoiding that stiff, scratchy feel.

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Vibrant, Lasting Print

High-quality DTG printing ensures Squidward’s grumpy expression won’t crack, peel, or fade after a few washes.

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True to Size Fit

Features a classic unisex fit that drapes perfectly on any body type—no stressful size guessing required.

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Pre-Shrunk Fabric

Ready to wear right out of the package and designed to survive the washer and dryer without losing its shape.

Social Distancing, But Make It Fashion

Some days, the vibes are just off, and dealing with people is entirely out of the question. This shirt does the talking so you don’t have to. Whether you are dodging coworkers at the water cooler, surviving an early morning college class, or just lounging on your couch watching vintage 90s cartoons, this tee sets clear boundaries. It isn’t antisocial; it is aggressively relatable. Wear it proudly and let your inner Squidward shine.

Perfect For…

Back-to-School seasonIntrovert birthdaysCasual Fridays at workLounging at homeGifting for sarcastic friends90s cartoon nostalgia partiesCoffee shop runs
Material
100% Premium Ring-Spun Cotton
Fit
Unisex Standard Fit (Size up for an oversized look)
Color
Solid Black
Print Method
Direct-to-Garment (DTG) for vibrant, eco-friendly details
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I order?

This is a standard unisex fit. We recommend ordering your usual size for a classic fit, or sizing up one to two sizes if you prefer a trendy, oversized streetwear look.

Will the graphic fade after washing?

No, we use premium Direct-to-Garment printing techniques that bind the ink to the fabric’s fibers, ensuring long-lasting vibrancy even after multiple washes.

Is the cotton soft or scratchy?

We specifically use ring-spun cotton, which is significantly softer, smoother, and more breathable than standard heavy cotton tees.

Can I put this in the dryer?

Yes! The fabric is pre-shrunk. However, for maximum longevity of the print, we recommend tumbling dry on low or hanging it up to dry.

Ready to Avoid Everyone in Style?

Grab your new favorite sarcastic tee today. Perfect for the upcoming school year or your next cozy day in—add to cart before the crowds get here!

We make every effort to guarantee that each order is produced precisely and to a high standard. However, because our products are produced to order, errors could occasionally happen. We accept returns and exchanges in the circumstances listed below.

After receiving your order, you have 30 days to get in touch with us if there are any problems. Returns are only accepted if:

  • The goods are damaged
  • There are visible defects in the print
  • The item is the wrong size
  • The item is the wrong color
  • The item is the wrong design
  • The item is the wrong style (e.g. long sleeve instead of tee)

Return Procedure:

  1. Submit a return request within 30 days of receiving the goods. Requests after 30 days will not be accepted.

  2. The request can be made via our ticketing system at Contact Us or by emailing [email protected].

  3. Returns can be exchanged for the original item or refunded for the original purchase price. Requests are typically addressed within 24 hours.

  4. Ship the return to our warehouse at 1985 Del Amo Blvd Suite H7528, Torrance, California 90501, United States with the order ID and at your expense.

  5. Refunds will be processed to the original payment method as follows:

    • PayPal: Refund will be available immediately
    • Credit card: Refund will be processed within 5-10 business days

Please contact us at [email protected] if you have any other questions.

Order Queue and Production:  Your purchase will go into our waiting queue for two hours after payment before it is printed. You have this window of time to amend the order’s information or cancel it. It usually takes 1-3 business days for production.

Estimated Delivery Time: Customers can expect to receive their products within 4-6 business days after their payment and order have been processed.

Product  Production Time (business days) Shipping Time USA, Canada, United Kingdom (business days) Shipping Time European (business days) Shipping Time Rest of the World (business days)
T-shirt  1-3 2-3 3-5 7-10
Sweatshirt  1-3 2-3 3-5 7-10
Hoodie  1-3 2-3 3-5 7-10
Drinkware  1-3 2-3 3-5 7-10
Ornament  1-3 2-3 3-5 7-10

Shipping Time: The 2-3 business day delivery window is only an estimate; delivery times may differ. Every shipment includes a tracking link so that clients may view the progress of their deliveries.

Shipping Costs:

  • US Shipping: Free Shipping. $5.99 for Priority shipping
  • International Shipping*: $7.99 for the first item *Note: Special locations may have higher shipping costs.

We want you to be satisfied with the products you buy from us.

We have 24/7 ticket and email support. Please contact us if you need any assistance.

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